uMthunywa
1. Uyamenzani umntwana la?
Umama labantwana bayadla isitshwala le spinach kodwa isicino siyala ukudla.
Umama athi: Dlana i-spinach leso uzakhala ube lobuso obuhle.
Isicino sabuza: kanti wena ukhula kwakungela spinach yini?
2. Ubaba uvela emsebenzini abize umkakhe, abuye ahlale eceleni kwakhe.
Ubaba: Kanje emtshadweni wethu umfundisi wathi sesinyama nye?
Umama: Yebo daddy le Bhayibhili liyakutsho.
Ubaba: Kwakusitshoni lokho babe
Umama: Kwakusitsho ukuthi uhlupho lwakho ngolwami, intokozo yakho ngeyami lamacala akho ngawami.
Ubaba: Very good manje lapha kuthiwa sesilecala sesimithise unkazana osebenzayo.
Umama: Sekungathi kuzasikhulela ngoba kuthiwa futhi lesisu ngesikabhilida
3. UJohn uthandana lo Pinky.
UJohn wathi Pinky ngicela ukuthi mhla kungela muntu ngakini ungitshele ngivakatshe. Ngenye iSonto imuli yangakibo ivuke ekuseni baye esontweni. Bathe besendleleni wasethumela uJohn i-sms ethi woza akula muntu ngakithi. Wahamba egijima uJohn. Uthe efika wathola ukuthi loPinky laye kakho. Adobhe ifoni ngolaka uJohn athi kanti why usithi ngize wena ungekho. Aphendule uPinky athi angithi wena wathi nxa kungela muntu ngikubize uvakatshe.
4. Okunye okunkazana kwakungazi lutho. Ngelinye ilanga kwathola 5 out 100 kuMaths. Utitshala wakhona wayeyindoda wasebhala ebhikwini wathi SEE ME!! Efuna ukumnceda. Okuyinkazana kwacabanga ezothando kwaphendula ebhukwini kwathi “akula nyawuthi elanda inyoni nxa userious ngami woza wena uzengibona”
