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1 UMBALISI: Bhala umkhuhlane owodwa owaziyo ngesikhiwa.
Vusa: Influenza.
Ben: Cholera.
Max: Malaria.
Netsai: Typhoid.
Chinoz: /
Umbalisi: Kanti wena Chinotimba kuyini okubhale khonapho?
Chinoz: Yi-stroke.
2 UMUNTU ukufika endaweni elabantu abanengi sefuna ukubonakala ngokufuna ukuthenga ukudla angazake akudle
Waiter: Ngingakuphathelani okokudla dade?
Noma: Ngifuna i-pizza.
Waiter: Kulungile wuphi umhlobo we pizza?
Noma: Ngicela umhlobo we-chocolate.
Waiter: Aaaa akulamhlobo onjalo we-pizza.
Noma: Hehe ngiyazidlalela kanti angisavunyelwa ukudlala, umphathele umhlobo we-vanilla.
3 OMUNYE uthe esegodole kakhulu wezwakala ebuza ukuba akula ongabe wasala le-heatwave encane kuhlanganiswe lomqando lo ofuna ukuqeda abantu.
