uMthunywa
1 KUTHOLAKALE izithandani zifile ngenxa yesifo setshukela, abezempilo bathi lesisifo setshukela sibangelwe yikubizana ngamagama afana lo-Sweety, Honey, My Chocolate. Abezempilo bayacela ukuthi abantu babizane ngamagama alempilo afana labo My Betroot, My Spinach, Zambane Lami, Thanga Lami, My Butternut, Mbuya yami . . .! Uyacelwa ukuthi uxwayise labanye, together we can beat isifo setshukela . . .
2 JANUARY disease isitshayile, zwana okokuziqinisa:
(a) Indlela engadla ngayo inyama kusukela ngithola i-bonus, mana umuntu azidlele imbhida lamatemba uJanuary wonke.
(b) I-green bar mina ingenzela kahle, oGeisha laboJade benu bangenzisa i-rash.
(c) Uyazi indlela engikhanuka ngayo umpholokoqo, kungathi ngizawudla 2 weeks sibili.
(d) Into zokuhluphana labowindi eGodini vele ngiyazizonda, wothi ngizihambele ngenyawo mina. Plus uku-exerciser kuyanceda.
(e) Uyazi i-taste ye-margarine these days angiyizwa kuhle, isinkwa sisodwa singcono. *khonapho ngese5 rand*
(f) Ngicela ungifonise 3 minutes kuphela, lumfana engimthume emagrosa akasaphenduki le-airtime yami.
(g) Uyazi angazi kumbe libhabhalazi leKhisimusi, ukukhohlwa i-bank card lesithupha endlini. Akungizame nge50 rand ngiyakubona next week.
