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1 UMBALISI ubuza abafundi isamu “bantwana ngubani impendulo ka 1+ 2x/n”, waswela impendulo bonke abanye abantwana bethule waseqamba uMthandazo, “aaaah mbalisi umdali wethu nguye impendulo yakho konke”.
2 UJAHA wayesefuna ukutshiyana lentombi yakhe ayelayo engela sizatho wazwakala esithi “uyabona awuhloniphi khathesi ngikhuluma lawe u-busy uyaphefumula”.
3 KULENDODA eyayikafe imali yayo ebhanga yavuka ekuseni kwelinye ilanga yayayithatha ku-ATM yangena layo phakathi ebhanga yathi imali yami ngathi liyigcine phakathi ebhanga hatshi phandle.
4 KUSEMINI inhlanya ezimbili ziyaphikisana ukuthi kusemini kumbe kusebusuku. Kuqhamuke uNgcobo, inhlanya zimbuze “salibonani baba sicela ukubuza ukuthi kusemini kumbe kusebusuku?” Aphendule kahle athi “uxolo angihlali lapha ngivakatshile”.