uMthunywa
1. Ugogo uvakatshele udokotela esibhedlela ngemva kokufa komtanakhe ebulawa yingculaza
Ugogo: Ubulewe yini umtanami dokotela ?
Dokotela: Yi Aids gogo
Ugogo: Yini leyo
Udokotela: Yisifo esihlasela umzimba silwe namasotsha omzimba aze aphele nya bese umuntu esifa.
Ugogo: Hawu kodwa Dokotela ngomtanami makwehlula amasotsha alisathumeli ngani abamabharede?
2. Ijaha likhulume lentombi yalo
Sbu: Sawubona sthandwa ngiyabuya ntambama kwakho.
Slie: Ngiyaxolisa ngisesikhathini ngithe ngikweazise nje.
Sbu: Ngiyaxolisa sthandwa kangisaphumeleli imota isimphontshile.
Slie: Cela umngane wakho akulethe.
Sbu: Udutshuliwe izolo esesibhedlela.
Slie: Oh yebo uyazi bengingabonanga kuhle kangikho esikhathini ngiyaxolisa sithandwa.
Sbu: Hawu nangu sefonile umngane wami uthi sephumile esibhedlela.
Sli: Weh. Hawu nangu ngingena esikhathin okweqiniso.
Sbu: Aaah hawu Jesu wami….nanku bephinda ukumdubula umngane wami.
3.UNosipho lomnewabo uVusa bayaxoxa.
Nosipho: Ingabe awusiye mnewethu ingabe ngiyakuqabula.
Vusa: Yenza ngani angisuye sibone….baqabulane.
Vusa: Ingabe awusuye sisi wami ingabe ngiyakukhulula impahla
Amkhulule bacine benze ucansi
Nosipho: Isitho sakho sikhulu okwedlula esika baba.
Vusa: lomama uhlala esitsho njalo.
KUDLALWA MDLALO BAMI LAPHA EKHAYA….?
4. Ubaba ufonela ingane nge private number.
Umntwana: Yebo ungubani wena ofona nge private kimi?
Ubaba: Ngithe ukuba ngibuze ukuthi sukhombile yini.
Umntwana: Yebo ngilalo ijaha wena ungubani njalo ufunani?
Ubaba: Yimi ubaba wako…kanti usukhomba mina ngisithi usasesikolo?
Ubaba acitshe ucingo okwesikhatshana aphinde afone njalo.
Ubaba: Hello kunjani?
Umntwana: Yebo ungungubani?
Ubaba: Ule jaha yini?
Umntwana: Angila jaha mina
Ubaba: Yebo usuyangiphika sithandwa sami kwabanye abantu namhla ngemva kwakho konke engikwenzele khona.
Umntwana: Ngiyaxolisa sithandwa sami kuqeda uku fona isilima esingu baba nge private number yikho ngikuphika….
Ubaba: Aphule ..yebo mntanami ungibiza ngesilima ngoba ufuna ijaha….
Aqale umntwana ngovalo…
