uMthunywa
1. Abantu bafica uhlanya luhlezi duze ledamu balubuza, “kanti ndoda wahlala wathula wathi zwi ucabangani?”
Waphendula wathi ngicabanga ukuthi “amanzi wonke lawa aluba ngumsobho bekuzafuneka isitshwala esinganani.”
2. Umlungu uhamba lesisebenzi sakhe sesivandeni bafike koChicken Inn abuze usisi othengisayo, Mr White, what do you want today? Aphendule umlungu, “As usual, coke and chicken inn,” emqhubela imali. Abuze njalo usisi lo athi wena ke Mr Black? Sihlekelele isisebenzi sikhulume ngelipholileyo, “Lami ngifuna ama-usual.”