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1 UMBALISI uyafundisa, ethi “Qambani ama-city eZimbabwe eliwaziyo.” Baqala ukuqamba abantwana “Harare, Bulawayo,” njalonjalo. Kuthe kufika ithuba likaSamkele ukuthi eqambe wezwakala esithi, “Joiner City.” Umbalisi wathi, “Uthini Samkele?” USamkele wahlekelela wathi, “Ngiyadlala mina mbalisi, Electricity.” “Kanti Samkele uyangihlolela?” kwakhwaza umbalisi. “Hayi mbalisi bengifuna ukuthi Rhythm city,” watsho ngelizwi elincane uSamkele.
2 UNDLOVU lomngane wakhe babeqala ukuya eGoli okwakuyikho abaqala khona ukugada ibus ethiwa yiGreyhound double decker. Ekuhlaleni kwabo umngane kaNdlovu wahlala phansi uNdlovu wahlala phezulu. Ngemva kwesikhathi uNdlovu wathi ngcono ayefikela umngane phezulu wathola uNdlovu ukwakwatele isitulo, “hawu Ndlovu sekutheni?” “Lina lilodriver thina asila”.
3 ABANTU abangicaphulayo.
Umuntu oyala ukudla isitshwala kodwa edobha inyama.
Umuntu oyala ukungena endlini kodwa axoxe lawe 1hour yonke liphandle.
Umuntu ofuna ukukwejisa kodwa ebona ukuthi lokhe uwozela.
Umuntu ohlafuna i-chewing gum engani uyawatsha.
