uMthunywa
1 ISELA: Ukhethani phakathi kwemali yakho lempilo yakho?
Menzi: Angilamali njalo impilo yami ngayinika uJesu.
Isela: Uphambene ekhanda lakho pho kuyini engingakuthatha kuwe?
Menzi: Ungathatha inombolo zami zikamakhalekhukhwini.
2 Kuse kilasini abafana abathathu batshelwe ukuba benze imitsho besebenzisa ibala elithi blue.
UBruce athi: Mina ngifuna ukuba lemota eyi-blue, uThomas athi umama wami ugqoka i-jacket eliyi-blue nsukuzonke. UFrancis abesesithi Miss ngicela uhlale kuhle ngoba ngibona i-blue-gwe.
3 Ngifonele i-cherry yami ngithi kuyo ngiyikhumbule, yathi angize endlini yayo iyodwa ngiyiphathele isitshebo ngoba simphelele. Ngithenge i-braai pack ngifike sihlale sixoxe asukume ayopheka kuvele kukhale ucingo bese ethi kimi ubaba kaBhoyi uyeza sekumele ngihambe. Ngivume ngisukume ngiye ebhodweni ngithululele inyama engiyithengileyo ku-plastic ngihambe layo yonke.
Ngabe ngenze iphutha?
4 Ucingo luyakhala: ngriii!! ngriii!! ngriii!!
Wesley: Hello sir, kuse-charge office lapho?
Officer: Yebo, ngingakusiza ngani?
Wesley: Lingaba le-charger yeNokia elomlomo omncane.
