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1 INDODA yayithanda ukutshatshula isitshebo umkakhe athi kumbe ngumntwana athi nxa ekhuza umntwana indoda incedise kwathi ngelinye ilanga unkosikazi wafaka isitshebo lapho umntwana angafikeli khona. Indoda yaqala ukugila imikhuba yaya tshatshula, umfazi uthe efika wathola isitshebo sidliwe wasecabanga ukuthi enze njani, wasephuma phandle ehlaba umkhosi ethi “baba woza lochago umntwana sedlile inyama ekade ilomuthi.” Indoda yeqa yathi wena MaNdlovu ngike ngife nguwe ongibuleleyo ngiyakutshela.
2 IZAGA ZESINTU
(i) Guga profile kade wa updatwer.
(ii) Hamba Zuma bazokuqoma phambili.
(iii) Hamba juba sokulama-chicken cuts.
(iv) Amagwili awela abangadli ama-chips.
(v) Umntwana ongakopiyo ufela edeskini.
(vi) Umendo kawuthunyelwa friend request.
(vii) Indwangu idobhe i-smart phone isiWhatsapper lama-landline.
(viii) Hamba juba angilarekeni
3 UmntakaMaMoyo uthethe umtakaMaNdlovu, sebetshayisana manje uMaMoyo lo MaNdlovu emfeni, uMaMoyo wayegqoke amathenisi osebele uMaNdlovu egqoke amapatapata: uMaNdlovu wathi, “Salibonani sebele” uMaMoyo abesithi yebo patapata linjani.
4 UJohn wabuzwa ngu-teacher ukuba angakhula ufuna ukuba yini wathi ngifuna ukuba ledlalicatsha lami engizalithengela i-flat lakho konke olikufunayo u-teacher wadlula wayaku Mary wathi wena-ke wathi ngifuna ukuba lidlalicatsha likaJohn u-teacher wahle waqaleka.
