uMthunywa
1. UNgcobo ungumfundisi kodwa unatha utshwala lomngane wakhe uJomo besekuthutsha uMaDlamini asonta laye esaphakamise imbodlela athi, “Hawu mfundisi uyanatha” athi uNgcobo, “Cha bengisizwa nje ukuthi bunjani.”
UMaNgcobo abesecela umfundisi ukuthi abuchithe umfundisi aphendule athi, “MaDlomo bengizabuchitha manje uhlupho yikuthi ngizasuka ngichithe i-half kaJomo ngoba eyami ngengaphansi.”
2. Ngelinye ilanga esibhedlela senhlanya odokotela bathatha inhlanya bazihlalisa etafuleni elikhulu bazinika imiganu engelakudla bathi zidle befuna ukubona izinga lazo lokuhlanya. Zadla inhlanya zibabaza ubunandi bokudla kodwa kwaba lolulodwa olungadlanga, amadokotela ajabula ecabanga ukuthi solusilile balubuza bathi, “ yindaba ungadli” lwaphendula lwathi, “hayibo angiyidli inyama yenkomo mina.”
3. Ijaha elingathembi intombi yalo litshaya ucingo lithi:
John: Baby ungaphi?
Amanda: Ngise-toilet.
John: Flasha ngizwe.
4. Umbalisi uthi efundisa abuze uJohny: “Nxa kulenyoni ezintathu ezihleli esihlahleni ungadubula eyodwa kusala ezingaki?” uJohny aphendule athi,“kusala 1”. Umbalisi ambuze ukuthi yindaba aphendule athi; “Ngoba ngithe ngidubula zonke zahle zabaleka.”
