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1 UMADLAMINI wabuza umkakhe ukuthi uyamthanda yini? Yaphendula indoda yathi, yebo mama. Wathi nxa ungithanda ngicela ungibulalele isilwane. Indoda yeqa yathi ah! isilwane hayi, umfazi wathi yebo kulungile wothi ngibone iWhatsApp yakho, yezwakala isisithi ah! Nxa kunjalo ngcono ngibulale isilwane.
2 ENYE indoda yathi umakhwapheni ufana ledube elihle kodwa lihlala egangeni, umama wangekhaya ngubabhemi ngoba uhlala endlini. Angaze abemubi njani kodwa uhlala endlini.
3 UKUTSHISA sokwenze izimanga edolobheni. Abantu balibele edolobheni bebone inhlanzi ithutsha yembethe i-umbrella, bame bamangale. Izwakale inhlanzi isithi, awu! Limangalani angithi yini elithi litshisa likhupha inhlanzi emanzini kkkkkk.
4 UMNTWANA oleminyaka emihlanu yokuzalwa ubuza ubabakazi wakhe, “kanti babakazi kungani ulokho ungela mntwana?” Aphendule ubabakazi angikabi lemali yokumthenga. Umntwana athi, ah! Lokhe ulengqondo yakudala eyokuthi umntwana uyathengwa.
